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Vulcan partner meditating by their Human partner’s bed after waking up before them, doing this every morning because they like to be near their partner as much as possible before going into work even though the probability of their partner accidentally smacking their head while they wake up is high
#‘why don’t they meditate further away’ you fool.#you absolute fool.#because on the days their partner wakes up calmly they immediately stretch their hand for a kiss#and they *need* to be near them for that kiss#you don’t understand it’s imperative to their efficiency for the rest of the day#plus they like seeing their face when they wake up and are still very very sleepy but recognizing their partner and giving ‘em a soft smile#star trek#Vulcans#humans
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Hey? Dave? I'm about to break your heart.
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#palestine#icj#israel#as sun tzu said#don’t show all your genocidal actions and language in social media videos#you fool#you absolute moron
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I drew a cute little techno on my quiz in class yesterday and my professor looked at it and said “angry birds..?” ToT
#NO its not angry birds you fool its a minecraft youtuber what's not clicking.#watched potato wars and now our tv keeps recommending techno vids and i keep watching them and now im just in a techno mood as of late#watched him absolutely slaughter almost an entire lobby in skywars with a pickaxe and went. omg just like techno v quackity#og post
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Voting is not something that you can boycott. Someone wins the election no matter what.
“B-but Biden-”
It doesn’t matter. I don’t like him either, but it doesn’t matter.
To everyone in the US: you, as an American and as (I hope) generally decent human beings, you have an obligation to elect the candidate who will do the least damage. And the United States, like it or not, possesses the largest proverbial stick, meaning it effects the rest of the world heavily.
You want to stop genocide? Start by voting so that genocides don’t happen here. I want you to look up Project 2025, the Republican plan for if they win, and tell me, honestly, that you think having that happen would be better than electing Biden again?
Grit your teeth, clench your fist, and vote blue.
#vote#vote blue#us politics#joe biden#donald trump#project 2025#if you have the option to reduce harm#you absolutely must take it#I’ve seen so many idiots saying not to vote recently#so hopefully this post will filter those fools out
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anyway laerryn would've released predathos by now
#critical role#cr lb#literally do it who cares break the world#can laerryn come back in the 11th hour just to release predathos lets do it#hear me out the absolute hilarity of vecna being like i've RETURNED!!! FOOLS!!!! and IMMEDIATELY getting eaten by predathos is hilarious ok#and i THINK***** if the divine trammels lose divinity whatever banishment vecna would come back so of course he's like do it >;)#laerryn is SCREAMING like what are you guys DOING a GODEATER. PROVING the illegitimacy of the divine and y'all aint gonna pop that lock?#could never be her
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yeah im one of them washout furry trans girls i dont program i dont make games or music im just getting high as shit and playing modded fallout and cooking the best fucking soup you ever had i dont build the damn world or whatever but i look hot af in thigh highs and a skirt
#this post isnt about being useless!!#you fools you absolute clowns its about embracing yourself and still finding joy!
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I’m not sure if I have the energy to write it here too, but I made a long thread on Twitter about the inspiration and thought process for the comic !!
💫LINK💫
#if you guys are curious about the art and thought process and it all 😤 !#comic concept#comic#the fool the absolute mad woman#sbcomicsfair#shortbox comics fair#tftamw
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Sorry, most likely my memory being poor, but I thought Malleus' mom (don't know how to spell her name and too lazy to check how to spell it) was already an adult when Lilia ""proposed""?? Like I was always under the assumption that it was like a one-sided child crush on somebody completely out of your league you tend to have as a kid 💀
I don't think they say how old she was? although it's entirely possible I just misunderstood; my Japanese is...shaky. :') the actual line is "幼い頃に私に求婚したのは偽りか?", which I read as "isn't it true that you proposed to me as a kid?", and took as her being older than him, but not necessarily an adult (like, I was thinking of Lilia as being not quite a preteen and Mel being preteen/young teen). although I don't know if there's a connotation or something I'm missing that implies a bigger age gap, if that makes sense!
(and of course, I might also just be forgetting some other line -- if someone else knows, then please correct me! I need to know which headcanons need adjusting 👀)
BUT YEAH in a canon-y sense, Malleus is 178 and around the third-years developmentally. which makes me think that even though dragons have a way longer lifespan, they go through childhood at about the same rate as most fae (or at least the kind that Lilia is) and just kinda...slow waaaaay down once they hit adulthood. so it makes sense in my brain that he and Meleanor could've basically grown up together!
...it makes it angstier that way, anyway. :)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#this week on ego thinks way too much about diasomnia#(what do you mean you're not supposed to overanalyze the chronology)#but yeah mel was completely out of his league regardless#she was out of literally everyone's league#though seriously i think i just...narratively want them to be more equals?#because a big chunk of lilia's Issues were (and let's be real. are.) based on internalizing that he doesn't deserve love#and that he doesn't deserve to be around the people he loves#while mel is over here going 'you stupid idiot. you absolute fool. i'm going to go die for you out of spite'#(i do think lilia never realized she died to save him too and not just malleus) (but we digress)#i think it's a bit more satisfying if there isn't a big gap between them like that#(same for raverne) (assuming we ever get to learn ANYTHING about him) (please twst just a few more breadcrumbs i'm begging you...)#but ah well. the angst is delicious either way >:)#please definitely let me know if i misunderstood though! i need the character trauma to be Correctly Devastating. >:)
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This being the second time I’ve ever drawn Fool reminded me how difficult it is to draw his rays, but we prevail! (By cheating, I am a copy paste QUEEN)
Anyway, I love this silly jester man and the spooky ghost
Ghost In The Machine au belongs to @venomous-qwille
#I got bored mostly and decided to draw my version of cricket#absolutely obsessed with this story so far#if you see this you are legally obligated to go read it#ghost in the machine au#ghost in the machine#gitm#gitm au#gitm fool#gitm clip.exe#fnaf sun#sundrop#fnaf eclipse#art#fnaf art#fnaf au#fnaf self insert#fnaf fic
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it’s actually so wild to me that this fairly quirky YA type show gave both of its main characters deaths that can, in one way or another, solidly be considered hate crimes. they were both flat out murdered as a result of being A) gay and effeminate or B) brown (south asian, specifically) and you could argue whether or not those kids thought of it that way in the moment or whatever but the bottom line is that they would not have been in the situations that killed them if they weren’t of their respective minorities. like legitimately that is a ballsy choice for this kind of netflix show, let alone for the two Main Characters, and i respect it big time
#rambling#i think about this a lot#you could brush charles’ off as a hate crime by proxy since it was in response to him Stopping a hate crime#but that would be stupid. like you think what happened to him would’ve happened if he was white? doubtful#as a mixed person the way i see it is that in that moment- when he protected that pakistani kid- he went from being tolerated#by being/acting just white enough and with enough other jock traits to sort of fit in amongst them#to all at once proving to them that no- he is in fact The Other. he isn’t one of us he’s one of Them.#and as such what happened to him would’ve been a bonafide hate crime. even if they were to give an excuse like ‘he got in our way’ or ‘he#made a fool out of us’ or whatever else. even if those boys didn’t fully UNDERSTAND the racism in their own intentions/actions#it still would be. because that would not have happened to a white boy. period#anyway. genuinely fascinating choice they made with the way they presented his death- especially considering it was not#remotely similar in the comics. neither of them had the hate crime aspect going on really up til yockey’s narrative choices#so props to him. man’s got balls#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#edit: I will say that I don’t think the boys in edwin’s case technically murdered him nor would I call them murderers#because I can’t imagine a single one of them actually thought that ritual was gonna do anything more than make him piss himself#it was still hate-based bullying. like they still absolutely did what they did because he’s visibly effeminate and easily clickable#and all in all: gay. but when I say edwin was murdered I don’t really mean by those boys. I mean those boys dragged him into the situation#(kicking and screaming) that GOT him murdered by a demon. and he would not have been in that position if not for being gay.#I’ll say it again because last time I talked about this someone got real pissy in my inbox: I am not excusing the actions of the boys that#got him killed nor am I saying what they did wasn’t based in homophobia. i am just clarifying that they didn’t intend on killing anyone or#think whatsoever that someone getting killed was even a possibility (as opposed to charles’ killers who definitely had to have thought he#could be killed even if that might not have been the premeditated goal of every boy involved)#but the fact that edwin was ultimately intentionally killed by a demon counts as murder to me#someone killed him on purpose. that’s murder#the demon probably didn’t give a shit about this human teenager’s sexuality but regardless he ended up there for being gay.#so. just. a clarification
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Cosprout ?
Cosmo... Do not DARE move A SINGLE INCH. The bomb on your lap could risk ALL LIFE ON EARTH TO GO EXTINCT.
The fate of everytoon is in your hands.
#dandy's world#dandy's world sprout#dandys world cosmo#cosmo x sprout#sprout x cosmo#cosprout indeed#cosprout#fruitcake#man they so silly#wait... whats that squeaking?#....#COSMO YOU FOOL#YOU DOOMED US ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#*GETS ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED BY BOMB*#COSMO WHY DID YOU MOVE#YOU FUCKING BAFOON
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Yoi is a babe 🫶
A diva, is what he is.
#dema answers#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#atla art#the crew#Ensign Yoi#Royal Guard Ming#atla ming#zuko's crew#for the spirits#new gods au#spirit touched zuko#and his entourage of rambunctious fools#Fun fact! If it's Ming complimenting him then Yoi's reaction would be VASTLY different#With her it's either A: nervous teasing to hide the fact that he is actually quite flustered.#Or B: a blushing stuttering dorky mess#Which he'll later deny. Of course.#BUT. He's actually a diva. Any compliment will only serve to stroke his ego and make him absolutely insufferable for the next few days.#Being called a babe? Yeah...you just condemned the rest of the Crew.#Enjoy the pandemonium :D#He's just a cinnamon roll a sweet dorky guy hidden under layers upon layers of Cool Guy™ vibes#He'd listen to power songs and take dance lessons in secret and be a Clingy Drunk. He'd also sing in the shower and adopt puppies.#He'd also be either the smoothest guy in the room or a terrible flirt. No in-between.#He's like...that annoying cousin that's always cooler than you (but is actually just a lovable idiot who cries during Disney movies)#I'm still cooking up his backstory#For the moment let's just say that he was just Too Much for his commanding officers to handle. So they sent him to the Prince's crew.#the rest is history#atla oc
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She is offering water to any lost travelers! However, it's so hot that the water has become tea, so she's adjusted accordingly!
#neopets#neotag#neoart#kiko#slorg#aquanutart#this was for a western themed beauty contest last year! it was very fun! :D i'm so happy we were able to be part of it!#and by 'very fun' i mean it's completely exhausting and i can only handle participating once or twice a year#but it is very exciting too! she gave tea to everyone who stopped by. she was very happy to be able to help so many visitors!#i actually forgot until i checked whether this was from one or two years ago... my sense of time as an adult is --- *waves hand vaguely*#i'm so sorry for all the messages i didn't answer. specifically to the user who sent me a really kind message out of the blue#about how they got the slugawoo avvie from my quiggle's lookup. i didn't even know you could get the avvie from his lookup#so i was very happy to find out!! and i was happy there might be more people getting the avvie from his lookup i didn't know about#and i wanted to tell them how absolutely happy it made me and my brain said ' you should respond to this right away or you won't do it'#and i thought you fool. of course i'll make sure to do something this important#and i kept thinking about it for the past year and thinking i will do it. i will do it#but when i thought about writing the words that were floating in my mind the whole time i would feel blocked#this happens all the time and i'm sorry. it really does make me so happy#and then they deleted all the neomails but thankfully i had it saved so i still was able to find their username and send a message thankyou#i'm very glad
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post-quarrel 💔
#realm of the elderlings#rote#figposting#roteposting#can’t believe it took fitzchivalry absolutely being horrible to the fool to learn emotional regulation#beloved got in his licks during the fight but at what cost?#fitz will know something for years to be true and then demand an answer to questions he already has!!!!#why act like there’s a consipracy against you when there’s not??#fitz you were the only person to trick you. you knew these things#and still cuddled and kissed the fool#no one made y’all do these things and you knew and you did them and you are so repressed and we’re certainly not worth the wait#*were but i’m not retyping that
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"She" & "He" 2023 Me, my work, and this blog support trans people and does not abide by the bullying and systematic oppression of trans people by figures of authority.
#trans rights#trans rights are human rights#we invented gender so we can reinvent it too#looking at you matthew#I see you harassing kids on twitter you absolute fool
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